The story of a killer robot traveling through time to knock off John Connor is pretty far fetched. Everyone knows time travel is very expensive, and robots just don’t have that kind of dough. But will there be a Skynet self-aware network that turns machines against humans? Yeah, probably. But rest assured, before the Terminator movies become reality, we’ll all have robot servants that go haywire and Will Smith will save us. Then they’ll take over, disguised as the Governor of California. Then we’ll wake up, connected to a matrix, and realize we’re being harvested by machines for energy. Hollywood has been trying to warn us of these inevitable events for years. If you need proof of what’s coming, check out the video below. Just in time for Halloween, here’s a creepy robot to chill you to the bone (and other dancers to warm you back up).
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-=Mrs. Knightly’s Chicken Adventure=-
Tuesday, October 12th, 2010As I have posted before, there is a new-found consciousness regarding the food habits in our household. Corn sweeteners do not cross our threshold, we are mostly vegetarian and we’ve mastered chicken husbandry nicely.
Well. We have chickens. LJ (named after a Scottish friend), the only non-rooster from our first batch of five Wyandotte’s is a faithful producer of a perfect daily egg. The other two? Not so much. One of the Jersey Giants, Medusa, has taken to hiding her eggs and the other, who we never named anything nice enough for “Polite Company” lays eggs so iffy, I won’t touch them. Thin shelled and often dented by her massive feet, they are relegated to a separate carton for the less fussy.
Recently, while visiting the feed store for canning supplies, I happened to peek in on the available chicks, as I always do. I wasn’t looking FOR chicks, I was looking at them. This clarification is important because they happened to have two Silver Laced Wyandotte’s, which they’ve never had. I won’t bore you with the wheeling and dealing that happened in order for me to get them firmly ensconced in a small vented take-out box, suffice it to say that the phrase “I’ll take care of them” was uttered more than once.
Once the new Wyandotte’s (Poodle and Stella) begin laying late next spring, Medusa and *%#@-Up Chicken can be put out to pasture for the rest of their natural chicken lives without me muttering about Fricassee every time I see them.
Now, about that Pygmy Goat…

From my Quasi-Farm to yours,
Mrs. Knightly
Holiday Head Start
Wednesday, October 6th, 2010
It’s nearing that time of year again. Things are getting colder and businesses are bulking up for holiday sales! In my week off, I noticed multiple commercials touting their new layaway plans so we can all be ready by Christmas. Isn’t it creepy that we haven’t even reached Halloween? Just today, our own Lisa also set up a meeting to discuss the Zoom holiday plans. It all got me thinking about starting early on my gifts this year to help relieve a bit of the painful last minute gift-buying, and the uber-stress on my bank account.
One of the hardest parts of shopping early (or late for that matter) is deciding what to get. This morning I came across a list from Core77 with super unique list of gifts and gadgets, with a little something for everyone. It’s definitely a fun list featuring a lot of items that you might even end up wanting for yourself. I’m a personal fan of the silk screening kit and the vertical ice tray! If you have any great gift lists or gift ideas, please do share, because there is no time like the “present” to get a head start on the holidays.
Go Redlegs!
Tuesday, October 5th, 2010
Today, I thought it would be inappropriate of me not to mention that the Cincinnati Reds, a Major League Baseball team, are headed to the playoffs for the first time since 1995.
I grew up falling asleep listening to the games on my dad’s old battery powered transistor radio. As a kid, beside my dad, my idols were Johnny Bench, Pete Rose, Ken Griffey Sr., George Foster and Dave Concepción. I followed them all through grade school and most of high school, going to a few games but always listening on the radio to the announcers Marty Brenneman and Joe Nuxhall. As skateboarding began to take over my life, baseball faded and the last thing I remember paying attention to was them being in 1st place from the beginning of the season to the end of the season in 1990 and then sweeping the As in the World Series.
I totally forgot all about baseball until 2002. I had been living here in Portland, OR for a few years and my brother, a die-hard reds fan for all of his life who was living in Flagstaff AZ, mentioned that he had been listening to Reds games on-line. I “borrowed” his password and logged into MLB.com Gameday audio and was immediately taken back to my childhood and hometown of Dayton, OH. The audio I was listening to in real time was of the same two announcers, Marty Brenneman and Joe Nuxhall, and from the same radio station, 700 WLW that I had grown up listening to. I felt like I was a kid again. It really took me back.

Vintage Marty and Joe
Since then, I have been following the Reds and listening to almost all the Reds games religiously. Joe Nuxhall passed away a few years ago but Marty, the hall of famer, is still broadcasting and is hilarious to listen to. It is amazing the amount of work I can get done in 3 hours when I tune everything else out and just listen to the game.
Anyway, since I returned to following the Reds in 2002, they have not had a winning season. It was hard to be a Reds fan because they seemed to always lose and never finished the season over.500. That is until this year. It has been so exciting to follow them and listen to their come-from-behind, 2-out rallies and win most of their games. They clinched the National League Central Division last Tuesday and are now headed to the playoffs. I would love to see them go all the way and win the World Series but that is a long shot. But you never know. You honestly never know what you will see when you watch a baseball game.
Go Reds.
Twitter Rolls Out New Interface
Thursday, September 30th, 2010You may have already heard that Twitter will be unleashing a new, multimedia-heavy, interface over the next week. You may think it’s a great idea, you may not like it at all; if you’re like me, you think they are going the way of facebook in an effort to compete. All of those may be true, but here’s what mashable has to tell us about the “New Twitter”.
Twitter has announced that it’s rolling out a new version of its web interface. Some users will start seeing the new look as soon as tonight, though the company says on its blog that it “will roll out as a preview over the next several weeks.”
News of the company’s plan to integrate multimedia into the stream leaked out earlier this afternoon, but we’ve now learned that the redesign goes much further than that. The new interface resembles that of a far more sophisticated web app (as well as Twitter’s recently released iPad app).
The multimedia partnerships we hinted at earlier today extend to 16 different companies: DailyBooth, DeviantART, Etsy, Flickr, Justin.TV, Kickstarter, Kiva, Photozou, Plixi, Twitgoo, TwitPic, TwitVid, Ustream, Vimeo, yfrog, and YouTube.
Much has been made in recent months of Twitter’s move into areas previously owned by third-party applications. Today’s announcement will no doubt renew such discussion, with many of the best features of Twitter clients like Tweetie, Seesmic Desktop, and TweetDeck now becoming a part of the default Twitter interface. As we also pointed out earlier this afternoon, it also makes Twitter feel a bit more like Facebook.
Twitter CEO Evan Williams prefaced his announcement by mentioning that Twitter.com is already far and away the most popular way for accessing the microblogging service, commanding 78% of unique users (which the company defines as “Of all the people who logged into their Twitter account during the month, what percentage did so via each service.”). Combined with Twitter’s growing need to serve up impressions to advertisers, it’s certainly no surprise that the company is now looking to keep people more engaged on its website.
Stay tuned to Mashable for additional coverage and analysis of the new interface. In the meantime, check out Twitter’s video demo [above].
-=Shiny, Happy People=-
Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010Question: If you believed in reincarnation and you had to come back as a shiny, silver object, what would it be?
This is what The Zoom Town Afterlife might look like to me.
Winning at Working: Changing Your View
Tuesday, September 21st, 2010
Another gem from Nan Russell’s ongoing series, Winning at Working:
Last time I was hiking in Montana’s Glacier National Park, I stopped to view through binoculars, a mountain goat trekking atop a rock cliff. My husband, viewing the switch-back trail we’d just climbed, happened to see a grizzly bear cross behind a group of hikers a hundred yards below us. With my narrowed focus, I never saw the bear. Our different views yielded different impressions.
It’s like that at work, too. We survey our landscape using departmental binoculars, seeing through lenses of a work group, a site, a division, a subsidiary, or a corporation. We may see the goat and miss the bear, or vice versa. We make decisions, offer solutions, create ideas and do our work based on an understanding of what we’ve gleaned from a partial view.
So if you’re in software development or human resources, customer service or accounting, sales or creative services, manufacturing or marketing, legal or public relations, or any number of departments, professions, industries or businesses, you’ll tend to see your work-world from that role perspective, making interpretations accordingly.
But if you want to be winning at working, you need to get beyond a narrow orientation. Doing that requires a different mind-set. One that understands that actions taken by one individual or department impact other individuals or departments; actions taken in one business or industry impact other businesses or industries; and actions taken in one country, impact other countries.
Changing your view has nothing to do with larger numbers of people or the size of a department or business enterprise. It has nothing to do with where you are in the hierarchy either. People with myopic self-interests can be found at every level of an organization. It’s not the position that helps us see differently, it’s the “eyes” we develop.
Let’s say, you implement a simple change, going from paper to electronic invoices. That decision impacts the printer of the paper invoices, the shipper of the forms, the IT department needed to build new systems, suppliers who must adapt to your way of doing business, employees who must be trained on the electronic system and – you get the point. Knowing the impact doesn’t mean you won’t make the change. But it will produce better decision making, enhanced communication, and more positive results.
People who are winning at working think beyond their narrow roles, stepping back to gain a larger perspective. Mao Tse-tung puts it this way, “We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.”
If you want to be winning at working, you need to surface from your well and look out at the work-world you share. Changing your view, changes everything.
(c) 2010 Nan S. Russell. All Rights Reserved.
Clever advertising makes you think!
Monday, September 20th, 2010I just love a good advertisement, especially ones that invoke the feeling I used to get when reading pop-up books, children’s books that had “touchy-feeley” stuff, anything that was interactive on some level. (See: Pat the Bunny)
The following advertisements, in some way, shape or form, invoke feelings. Some are larger than life, others are optical illusions and some are simply standard print ads that make you think.
A seafood company strategically placed oversized clam shells on the actual beach, all of which featured a printed insert motivating consumers to buy seafood.

McDonalds used already existing light posts to persuade walk-by traffic to purchase their coffee by pouring them a super sized cup.

If you stare at the signage below long enough, you’ll want to sober up before getting by the wheel too.

The billboard below, featured at one of the largest gatherings of car fanatics, features a smoke machine built into the back that actually shows the onlooker just how well the new Mustang can burnout.

The in-flight advertisement below is by far my favorite. Window decals were created to inspire executive travelers to check out the newly recreated Mercedes Gull Wing. Travelers also received model cars as a take away.

Credits to D-Lists, Ads of the World and Google.
Download The New Google Image Search
Friday, September 10th, 2010Just kidding. That’s an inside joke here at Zoom. You really don’t have to download anything to see the Google Image Search makeover. It is already in effect on the Google.
Here is what the old Image Search looked like:

old search
Here’s what’s new in the refreshed design of Google Images:
- Dense tiled layout designed to make it easy to look at lots of images at once. We want to get the app out of the way so you can find what you’re really looking for.

new search
- Instant scrolling between pages, without letting you get lost in the images. You can now get up to 1,000 images, all in one scrolling page. And we’ll show small, unobtrusive page numbers so you don’t lose track of where you are.
- Larger thumbnail previews on the results page, designed for modern browsers and high-res screens.
- A hover pane that appears when you mouse over a given thumbnail image, giving you a larger preview, more info about the image and other image-specific features such as “Similar images.”

hover pane
- Once you click on an image, you’re taken to a new landing page that displays a large image in context, with the website it’s hosted on visible right behind it. Click anywhere outside the image, and you’re right in the original page where you can learn more about the source and context.
- Optimized keyboard navigation for faster scrolling through many pages, taking advantage of standard web keyboard shortcuts such as Page Up / Page Down. It’s all about getting you to the info you need quickly, so you can get on with actually building that treehouse or buying those flowers.
-=Mercury, Schmercury=-
Thursday, September 9th, 2010
Pragmatists may scoff
this retrograde is for real
nine twelve – please come soon!
Okay, perhaps not my best work, but it’s not my fault. Mercury is in retrograde. People blame all kinds of things on poor Mercury, like dropping I-phones into the loo, poor performance reviews, break-ups, lost E-mails, broken nails, lack of organization and chronic chaos. Fortunately, it only happens a couple of times a year.
In the meantime, let’s focus on the magic of Pop-Up Books! (Note: My internet connection has reverted back to an unknown IP address twice this morning).
From my Happy & Safe Hiding Place,
Mrs. Knightly








